jonny damon, stupid drivers, and a drunk guy who wants pizza...

ok so i'm not a huge baseball fan and i'm not one of those ppL that just hop on the bandwagon when the red sox were in the world series and shit like that but jonny damon, do u know how many ppL you have pissed off by signing w/ the yankees? mmm yeah thats all i have to say about that.

my x-mas presents have been sitting in a nice neat pile on the floor of my room for almost a week now. no i havent been too busy tp wrap them, i'm just real lazy. sue me.

i had something else to talk about but i'm drawing a blank at the moment...

oh yeah-theres something about christmas time that draws everyone, their moms, and their momd whole side of the family to walmart. i went today (wednesday) afternoon around 1 o'clock...and i parked a good mile away. THEN when i was leaving i thought i'd be nice and let some lady go so she could get my spot. now a normal person would have at least waved a "thank you" or something, did she? nope. the stupid dyke just gunned it to get the spot. bitch. and i think some guys sitting in a truck must have read my lips when i said " ohhh fuck you!" to her b/c they were laughing. or they might have jsut been laughing at me. or not laughing at anything that has to do w/ that situation. ANYways, yea so thats my excitement for the day.

a guy came into C&S the other night PISS drunk. i mean, this guy couldnt even walk in a semi-sideways line let alone a straight one. so he had come in and ordered his pizza before and i thought he was jsut being friendly when he was smiling at me and laughing and shit. then when he came back like half an hour (and a bottle of jack) later my boss goes "lindsay, call the police" "are u serious christina?" "yes!" so i go to the back and i'm calling the cops when i realize its the meatlovers w/ anchovies pizza guy. and then we noticed that the cops came in right behind him. so he paid for his pizza, but then got arrested so we had to keep it warm for him for when his family went and picked him up from the police station. then he came in and tried to pay for it again and apoligized for forgetting that he already paid. i believe his exact words were "sorry, i couldnt get my pizza before, i got arrested! sorry, i'm a little out of it tonight heehehe" moral of the story: dont drive drunk to pick up your pizza.

aaaand i think thats it. stay classy fuckers. peaceout. -duck